fic: Dermochelys Death Syndrome (pushing daisies; ned/chuck; rating:pg)

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Title: Dermochelys Death Syndrome (part 1)
Author: Lily
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ned/Chuck
Spoilers: Up until 2x10
Summary: "Don't be ridiculous. Kids are like tiny people but without morals or volume control, what's not to like?" He talked fast and stuffed his hands quickly into his apron pockets, hunching his shoulders in the process.
Word Count: 600
A/N: PD wiki is unsure where Ned and Chuck live. Apparently their zip code is from Massachusetts but "this is odd because some evidence is presented that the town and its associated Papen County are located on the west coast of the United States." I choose to believe they live on the East Coast because HELLO! there was an entire episode about a light-house.

( Back in Coeur d'Coeurs, however, another couple were facing a view that was much different from the salty sea, although, if asked, both couples would describe their daily routine it as 'a dream come true'. )