http://noblealice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] noblealice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] noblealiceworks 2009-02-20 02:24 am (UTC)

LOL. Later, your ovaries are found passed out on a table somewhere with a groggy recollection of the night before.

Ovary 1: "I think there were dimples? Yes, I'm 82% sure dimples happened last night."
Ovary 2: "Stop swirling the babies so fast, I think I'm going to hurl."
Ovary 1: "What do you mean there is only one baby?"
Ovary 2: "If I ever see another nappie again I'm going to kill someone."


Richard should just be a guardian at that hidden valley place for Special Kids! He can teach them all about farm life - where you apparently learn midwifery?

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